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Washington, Oregon, and West California become one, The UT of WOW!

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As you know, West California was thinking about leaving Britain and now they have. There is a new country formed of 3 previous U.S. states is called The United Trio of WOW, which stands for Washington, Oregon and the West in West California. The new country has a great flag as you can see by the picture above. The national animal of the country is the Squirrel.  The national dish is Pesto Basil Soup since there is so much in the Earth. Hopefully the country will be successful, I heard they might try and get California to join.

Britain gives West California money and they leave U.S!

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As you know, West California is or was a state in the U.S. West California didn’t really like the U.S. Britain decided they could join them and gave West California $16 billion to spend on growing their population. Washington & Oregon now named Oreginton have decided to ally with West California & Britain. The U.S. is really mad at this and have decided to start throwing potatoes at West California.

President Trump & Theresa May Rap Battle Part 1

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Theresa May, “You look like a cat, now run before I smack you with my bat!”

Donald Trump, “Wow you smell so bad, and you are bigger then the biggest dad!”

Theresa May, “Donald Trump, America needs a leader not just a big old lump!”

Donald Trump, “Your country is small while mine is somehow bigger then you!”

Theresa May, “I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes!”

Donald Trump, “Oh you want to play like that?”

Theresa May, “What, I’m just telling the truth!”

Part 2 is coming soon, an audience member started throwing chairs at them.