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Hewlett-Packard (or HP) gets taken over by Mustard Man, inc.!

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On September 10, 2019, HP requested to take over Mustard Man, inc., a brand new tech company. Mustard Man, inc. decided to double-cross them, so HP would be owned by Mustard Man, inc.! Mustard Man, inc.’s next target is Toshiba, so watch out Toshiba! The Mustard Man is coming! The new Mustard Man laptop looks exactly like an HP laptop, but whenever you buy mustard on it, the mustard is free and delivered by the Mustard Man! It also comes in only shades of yellow (and one shade of gray because why not). The Mustard Man laptop features the Mustard filter on their webcam, mustard-textured keys, and a cup of mustard with every laptop sold and ordered! Mustard Man, inc. also sells a mustard-textured case; you can get one with your purchase for 1 cent extra! If I were you, I would order 10 Mustard Man laptops now! Like, RIGHT NOW!!!

Dr. Drundistreckurle – The most EVIL Doctor of all!

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Have you heard of David Drundistreckurle? Well today I am going to tell you about this evil person of evilness, who is also a doctor. He grew up in a small Middle-Class family in Oregon, but his dad kicked him out of the house because of how obese David was, the dad didn’t want to deal with that. Drundisteckurle later found a possum near a street and he ripped off it’s fur and turned into a piece of fur. Him turning this piece of fur into a piece of fur made him famous, but he abused his power and destroyed many humans by tearing their skin off and turning their skin into skin. But, Dr. Drundistreckurle’s plans were cut short as he fell off a stick and died lol.

The Non-Fiction Truth about the Mustard Man! – Do you believe it??

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Have you of the Mustard Man? Well I will tell you about him today. He is a naked stocky man with mustard covered all over his body, he also has no arms. Every other Thurdays he drives in his green tractor to deliver mustard to all the children who come by the wheat field in the boring part of Calfornia. It might be a long drive, but it is worth it for all the free mustard from this yellow fellow. There are many conspiracies about the Mustard Man and his dark past. Some people think that he used to be John Wilkes Booth due to his similar mustace, but this is proven incorrect because these people are stupid because John Wilkes Booth is dead. But, we can all agree, now matter what his part is, he is a great guy just doing something for all to enjoy!