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Attempted Assassination of French Spaghetti!

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The new governor of Florida, French Spaghetti was attending a festival in downtown Tallahassee on Wednesday morning. Unfortunately during this festival one Florida citizen deflated French Spaghetti, he was rushed to the nearest air pumper. Florida officials have yet to find the suspects but one suspect has been detained, Willy Van Quathem. In a statement on Wednesday, Florida officials said French Spaghetti will be okay. Most people do not think Willy Van Quathem would do this because he loves balloons so much.  Florida might be starting to regret the decision of making French Spaghetti governor because lots of people hate him. Of course, the reason for all this is that Florida’s humidity has been higher than average. Apparently Florida citizens have made a little something for French Spaghetti it goes like this. “Oh It’s French Spaghetti, yes, yes, yes! Let us praise our lord, French Spaghetti once and for all! Let us march to the capital for change, French Spaghetti! They say balloons don’t make good governors but there is always an exception.” Well, that’s Florida for you.

A Balloon is now Florida’s Governor!

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Well as you know everything happens in Florida, well the crazy stuff, it’s  the humidity. Former Florida Governor Rick Scott resigned from the position with growing concerns about his safety. Because as you know everyone crazy is from Florida. Anyways a Balloon shown above is now Florida’s governor and to be fair he might be more sane then some residents. His name is French Spaghetti and he is 20 years old according to Florida, and you should not trust that source. Apparently they have no idea were he came from, I guess he just drifted into Florida. I feel very sorry for this balloon, and you should too. According to Florida (never trust this source) he has helped them out a lot even though he has only served for 2 days, it is because French Spaghetti is not affected by the humidity.