Apple Sauce Is now Illegal!???????!!??: WHAT!?? CRAZY REAL STORY!! (Not Fake {100% Legit})!!!

OmG! You will not believe this craziness! Apple sauce, you know, sauce made out of apples… is now ILLEGAL!!! So, If you eat apple sauce now on you will be put in prison and if you are eating a whole pack of apple sauce, you much be executed! So be careful, people might be smugeling around apple sauce which is now more illegal then any drug in the entire World! So for the love of God, you better not eat Apple Sauce because you… will… DIE! Bye!

PETA Stands For Something ELSE!!!

Yall probably thought that PETA stood People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Right??? Wrong, PETA now stands for People Eating Tasty Apples. THAT IS WHY THEY BOUGHT APPLE!

Here is what people have said about this:

Apples aren’t that tasty, but you can buy my premium quality bananas at http://www.bananana.live!

– Saleswoman who came to my door

Uhh, that’s pretty cool

-Ownernick