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Zuzka Cerys Oberst sues Snapple Phone company for suing him!

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As you know, Oberst was sued for copying the Snapple phones. This might mean he copied the design, but we are not sure. When he found out that he had to pay 205,000 pounds to Snapple Phone company, he was outraged. He literally ate a man because of the news (the man was actually a meme, he just took a fork and stabbed his computer, not realizing that it was his own Oberst Computer, which is in every way indestructible). Because of this “ridiculous nonsense” (we could sadly not translate this, but now that makes no sense), he sued them 2,000 euros. Sadly, Snapple Phone was so rich they could pay and now Zuzka is back in jail. That’s great news for Zuzka Cerys Oberst, JK!

Snapple Phone sues aPhone!

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The Snapple company announced on Tuesday is is suing Zuzka Cerys Oberst because he copied Snapple phone’s design. He obviously copied Snapple and if you don’t say that your so unintelligent. Zuzka is not that smart he is actually very dumb. Also TNN makes fake news that didn’t actually happen. Now aPhone has gone out of business, they were sued 205,000 pounds. Now Zuzka is going to jail for 4 years, in Federal Prison.

Zuzka Cerys Oberst created the first aPhone!

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No one knows who this guy is, but someone came upon him once and asked what he was holding. He said, “Dies ist ein aPhone. Ich habe es erfunden.” No one in the world knows what this mean, we can only detect it’s probably not German. No one even knows why the name of it starts with an “a”, nor why the name is English. But we do know that this guy is 2 and a half years old.