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Autumn VS Fall debate leaves the White House completely destroyed! – Oh my! NEWS!

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At the White House today, Donald Trump was having an argument with one of his Body Guards by the name of “Bodenheimer” about if it was Autumn or Fall. Bodenheimer believed it was Fall, as you know, this happened in America. But, Trump believed it was Autumn so they got in an agrument even though they literally are the exact same thing. Donald Trump then pulled out one of his Money-Launchers (Bazookas with money inside) to shoot Bodenheimer out the window. But, while he was falling down he landed on a land mine blowing up the entire White House. Luckly-ish, nobody was killed by this disaster. The Government is now re-building the White House, though it is speculated to take multiple weeks for the entire thing to be rebuilt.

New pizza is getting talked about due to their Possum Pizza! – You won’t believe this!

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There is a new pizza place taking over the country called “Please, Pizza”! They are known for their surprisingly healthy pizza with different ingredients to make them healthier, but still taste just as good. But, Please, Pizza has been revealed to have been using Possum as a replacement to pepperoni as they are healthier. But, it is illegal in America to eat possum, which caused Please, Pizza to close down instantly.

BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

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At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona.  They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

Washington, Oregon, and West California become one, The UT of WOW!

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As you know, West California was thinking about leaving Britain and now they have. There is a new country formed of 3 previous U.S. states is called The United Trio of WOW, which stands for Washington, Oregon and the West in West California. The new country has a great flag as you can see by the picture above. The national animal of the country is the Squirrel.  The national dish is Pesto Basil Soup since there is so much in the Earth. Hopefully the country will be successful, I heard they might try and get California to join.

The Super Bowl!

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A new bowl has been completed in Atlanta, Georgia, the bowl can hold 103,449,942 pieces of cheerios. I know this is to awesome to comprehend, but look at the bowl above. It’s so big people are standing in it and playing games to pass the time. This new Super Bowl is so amazing that they are going to play a very important football game in it. Now when it floods you can swim in a bowl. The bowl is so big you have to have 12,940 people to reach one end to another. Wow, what a technological advancement from small bowls to SUPER BOWLS!

Look at  all the things it can be used for.

  1. Cheerios
  2. Cheerios Strawberry Flavor
  3. Cheerios Halloween Special
  4. Cheerios Apple Cinnamon
  5. And Much More

 

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

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These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president:  Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement:  “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

Britain gives West California money and they leave U.S!

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As you know, West California is or was a state in the U.S. West California didn’t really like the U.S. Britain decided they could join them and gave West California $16 billion to spend on growing their population. Washington & Oregon now named Oreginton have decided to ally with West California & Britain. The U.S. is really mad at this and have decided to start throwing potatoes at West California.

New State: Alabraska!

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Now there are 51 states! Founded in 65,000,000 B.C., this state lasted one year and then was muted, as in it sunk underwater. The state shifted, however, to end up on the coast of Maine. Alabraska is also known as Atlantis, but as Alabraska is definitely a foreign word, it made more sense to use it now since it sounds like Alabama and Nebraska combined. The state has beautiful waterfalls and amazing views, to bad it is in the U.S. Jk,  the U.S. is great, well bye!

Washington & Oregon are leaving the U.S!

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The United States now only has 49 states since West California joined earlier this week. Oregon & Washington announced, “We wish you would leave us alone U.S!” The U.S. has been yelling at Washington for awhile now and Washington is tired of it. Oregon is of course Washington’s sister so they are leaving to because family stay together. Goodbye we will miss you, oh and the Seattle Seahawks will still play.

The US wants to destroy West California, the state!

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The US wants to destroy the new state West California for buying too much produce.  They bought 14,000,000 million pounds of apples plus, 75,000,000 million pounds of tomatoes. This blown out all of Normal California´s apples and tomatoes. This was very scary because that is 95% of the US apples and tomatoes. According to Donald Trump, ¨ I want Nuke West California…” We are currently trying to stop please donate to the save the West California ( totally not to pay the website) please donate.

“The Rock” might Win the 2020 Presidential Election

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced that he is running for president in 2020. A guy named me, wasted time thinking of what would happen in a debate between “The Rock” and Trump. Dwayne, says “Look at this guy, really scan him.” Trump says, “Boy, how you going to help our country?” Dwayne, says “First I will throw you out, second I will change Make America Great Again to Make Rocks Great Again.

President Trump & Theresa May Rap Battle Part 1

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Theresa May, “You look like a cat, now run before I smack you with my bat!”

Donald Trump, “Wow you smell so bad, and you are bigger then the biggest dad!”

Theresa May, “Donald Trump, America needs a leader not just a big old lump!”

Donald Trump, “Your country is small while mine is somehow bigger then you!”

Theresa May, “I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes!”

Donald Trump, “Oh you want to play like that?”

Theresa May, “What, I’m just telling the truth!”

Part 2 is coming soon, an audience member started throwing chairs at them.