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Now there are 51 states! Founded in 65,000,000 B.C., this state lasted one year and then was muted, as in it sunk underwater. The state shifted, however, to end up on the coast of Maine. Alabraska is also known as Atlantis, but as Alabraska is definitely a foreign word, it made more sense to use it now since it sounds like Alabama and Nebraska combined. The state has beautiful waterfalls and amazing views, to bad it is in the U.S. Jk, the U.S. is great, well bye!
The United States now only has 49 states since West California joined earlier this week. Oregon & Washington announced, “We wish you would leave us alone U.S!” The U.S. has been yelling at Washington for awhile now and Washington is tired of it. Oregon is of course Washington’s sister so they are leaving to because family stay together. Goodbye we will miss you, oh and the Seattle Seahawks will still play.
The US wants to destroy the new state West California for buying too much produce. They bought 14,000,000 million pounds of apples plus, 75,000,000 million pounds of tomatoes. This blown out all of Normal California´s apples and tomatoes. This was very scary because that is 95% of the US apples and tomatoes. According to Donald Trump, ¨ I want Nuke West California…” We are currently trying to stop please donate to the save the West California ( totally not to pay the website) please donate.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced that he is running for president in 2020. A guy named me, wasted time thinking of what would happen in a debate between “The Rock” and Trump. Dwayne, says “Look at this guy, really scan him.” Trump says, “Boy, how you going to help our country?” Dwayne, says “First I will throw you out, second I will change Make America Great Again to Make Rocks Great Again.
Theresa May, “You look like a cat, now run before I smack you with my bat!”
Donald Trump, “Wow you smell so bad, and you are bigger then the biggest dad!”
Theresa May, “Donald Trump, America needs a leader not just a big old lump!”
Donald Trump, “Your country is small while mine is somehow bigger then you!”
Theresa May, “I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes!”
Donald Trump, “Oh you want to play like that?”
Theresa May, “What, I’m just telling the truth!”
Part 2 is coming soon, an audience member started throwing chairs at them.
Amazingly new land has been brought into the United States, it’s called West California and is right off the coast of Florida. The population of this new state is around 29,958 people, 5,523 dogs and 4,737 cats. The image above is one of the beaches called, “Get Out Beach”. Other beaches include Fat Man Swimming Reserve, Blurry Pig Cove, and Ahh Shark Beach. The new state expresses concerns about being so close to Florida, they think their crazy or something.
As of November 25th a new flying car design was produced by the company “MyTickleTinkle”. The estimated release date for the car is December, 10th 2020. On Sunday, the company said, “no, we don’t know what we’re doing, is that ok with you?” As you can see “MyTickleTinkle” is leading the world with its innovative ideas.
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