The Man on the Moon who we found out lives on Mercury went absolutely CRAZY today! It is most likely because of how Trump said in a recent interview, “That Moon Man guy… don’t like ’em, he smells like garbage!” This caused The Man on the Moon to get so angry that he jumped down to Earth causing a Earthquake, killing 47 people! He then pulled out a AK47 and started shooting like a mad man, killing 48 more people (including Former-President Bill Clinton & Actress from the 1900’s, Terry Walker)! Shortly, After that intense incident the Police came and shot the Man on the Moon 12 times in the chest until he fell on the ground dead. This story will go down in history for the most intense thing the Man on the Moon has done from his 1,345 years of life!
R.I.P: Bill Clinton – 1946-2019
R.I.P: Terry Walker – 1913-2019
R.I.P: The Man on the Moon – 673-2019
R.I.P: The Other 93 People killed in the incident – ???-2019
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