TNN Writes: Question of the weak #35

Timmy Turner

Q.o.W #35

Period 999

November 22nd, 1963

Why Oh why did you do this to me?

Not only because I felt like it, but also because you are a large sack of loserness and you smell of burnt pig feet, it’s disgusting! Also, When I woke up one morning you came to me, not with breakfast, but with a large brown gorilla foot on a plate, I was not gonna eat that, but you sure did! It was so… GROSS! Also, The next day when I wanted some lunch, you took me to McDonalds, I want quality Food, not garbage food like McDonalds! You are a Millionaire, so why are you going to McDonalds! And this is why I cut every single one of your toes off, one by one, and then slowly peeled off each of your fingernails and bit off each of your finger, to then slowly saw each of your limbs off. This is why I did this to you!

TNN Writes: Bag Man

Terrible story I made years ago!

Once upon a time three young boys ran away from their parents and into the woods. The oldest was Tom and he was the one who forced the others to go with him. The second oldest one is Garrett, he is nervous about the terrifying woods ahead. The youngest is Isaac, he doesn’t care about what they do.

The three walked for a whole hour until Garrett stopped because he was having issues with his stomach. But, Tom made Garrett carry on the journey. Isaac was getting hungry, but they were to far away from any stores to get some food so they had to go hunting. Tom stole his dad’s shot gun and was aiming at a large black figure. When he shot he heard a loud human scream and a new figure darted at them.

The three boys ran as fast as they could. When Tom took a small glimpse at the stranger it was a big, muscular, white male with a brown plastic bag on their head. He was carrying a clever in his burnt left hand. They ran for 2 minutes before Isaac tripped and was dragged away by the man, the “Bag Man”.

Tom and Garrett ran and managed to escape. They depressed over the loss and Tom knew that they would have to save him. Tom walked in the direction of the Bag Man, but Garrett didn’t want to go back. Tom then left Garrett for he knew he wouldn’t help. “Darkness, dreams, fear, all the same thing. “All garbage, all trash…

Then it died…     

TNN News is cancelled…

I has been a wonderful journey, across these 3 long months, writing these funny yet utterly useless stories. But, I have to announce that TNN News is officially cancelled. The site will not be deleted, it will just be left here on the internet to rot. TNN News 2.0 Studios wishes you all the best in your future, as the future of this site, is non-existent. As for aradomperson and A (SameSquirrely), they died of a hugely not known illness known as “TN-Itis”, it is a sickness that you have a high chance of getting when writing more then 20 articles on a fake news site. Like as CNN where multiple people have died of it, but they won’t tell anybody about it, As for me, the only person still alive on the team who cared about the site. I’m going to die in a few days, as I also have “TN-Itis”, so see you guys never. Final goodbyes by TNN News!…

APRIL FOOLS!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

The Man on the Moon went crazy, 95 killed: What? Story!

The Man on the Moon who we found out lives on Mercury went absolutely CRAZY today! It is most likely because of how Trump said in a recent interview, “That Moon Man guy… don’t like ’em, he smells like garbage!” This caused The Man on the Moon to get so angry that he jumped down to Earth causing a Earthquake, killing 47 people! He then pulled out a AK47 and started shooting like a mad man, killing 48 more people (including Former-President Bill Clinton & Actress from the 1900’s, Terry Walker)! Shortly, After that intense incident the Police came and shot the Man on the Moon 12 times in the chest until he fell on the ground dead. This story will go down in history for the most intense thing the Man on the Moon has done from his 1,345 years of life!

R.I.P: Bill Clinton – 1946-2019

R.I.P: Terry Walker – 1913-2019

R.I.P: The Man on the Moon – 673-2019

R.I.P: The Other 93 People killed in the incident – ???-2019