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BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. plans to invade WOW. California Leaves U.S.

February 6, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged #USA, american, arizona, california, donald trump, idaho, nevada, new country, oregon, washington, west california, WOW1 Comment

At President Trump’s State of the Union address he said, ¨I will keep America safe, which means invading WOW!” German Spaghetti was attending this event and he yelled ¨Yeah like, you can!¨ President Trump ordered 100,000 troops to invade Washington & Oregon, in response WOW severed all ties with the U.S. except for California. You want to know why, California left the U.S! California has now formed the Republic of California and is now big partners with WOW! The U.S. has lost all of it’s west coast, so they invaded California. California decided to try and get other states to leave,and they did, 3 states left the U.S., Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona. They have now formed the United Republic of NICA. The flag is shown above.

The man on the Moon is actually on Mercury: Crazy Story!?!

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019Posted in WorldTagged germany, MAn, Mercury, MoonLeave a comment

So, The man on the Moon is actually on MECURY!?! The entire WORLD thought this lovely man lived on the Moon, but a recent discovery found out that he moved to Mercury about 14 years ago! Interviewers at TNN asked him some questions in this Q&A!

Why did you move to Mercury?

Well I moved to Mercury because the Moon was way to cold and I wanted to heat it up a bit, ya know?

But, Like… Why doe?

Because I am a smart man who only makes smart decisions! Now get the heck out of my country and go to your white van and get the heck OUT!

I hope this cleared up somethings about this OUTRAGOUS news, see you Potato Chips next time on TNN NEWS!!!

Mexican President almost Assassinated

February 6, 2019February 6, 2019Posted in Politics, WorldTagged mexico, Mr.Cactus, WOW, WOWWIE1 Comment

In a shocking turn of events yesterday the Mexican president was uprooted in his home in the national plant nursery and greenhouse. This was the work of the drug cartel called the “American Cacti”. This is a terrorist organization working to kill Mexican cacti. Luckily, the perpetrators were caught and the Mexican president rescued.

Washington, Oregon, and West California become one, The UT of WOW!

February 6, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged amazing, american, british, new country, oregon, washington, west californiaLeave a comment

As you know, West California was thinking about leaving Britain and now they have. There is a new country formed of 3 previous U.S. states is called The United Trio of WOW, which stands for Washington, Oregon and the West in West California. The new country has a great flag as you can see by the picture above. The national animal of the country is the Squirrel. The national dish is Pesto Basil Soup since there is so much in the Earth. Hopefully the country will be successful, I heard they might try and get California to join.

The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

February 4, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in Nature, Politics, U.S., WorldTagged #EARTH, #USA, alaska, american, california, Canada, cars, cool, fish, florida, food, france, germany, GOOGLE, HEY, india, london, new, ohio, OMG, Politics, WorldLeave a comment

These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president: Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement: “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

World War 2.5??

February 4, 2019February 4, 2019Posted in WorldTagged ooooooooooooooooooLeave a comment

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un have decided to start “World War 3”, but is actually just an arm wrestling match that all 3 of them will arm wrestle the other two until there is only ONE WINNER! This event is stated to occur on March 2nd, but others say it’s March 3rd… Maybe that will start World War 3?!>!

West California leaving Britain?

February 2, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in WorldTagged amazing, britain, california, new country, oregon, washington, west california1 Comment

As you know, West California split away from the U.S. and joined Britain. They are doing really well now but have preposed to start a country with Washington and Oregon. Governor German Spagehtti said at a meeting on Thursday, “We are trying to get Oregon and Washington to join with us!” British parliament has no problem with West California leaving their country, so the might actually do it. In a meeting on Friday, Washington and Oregon’s government said, “Yes, we might let West California into our country, but only if Governor German Spaghetti resigns.”

New Squirrel Bible?

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in WorldTagged Politics, Squrriels, YEEEEEEEEEEELeave a comment

There appears to be a bible being written for the newfound squirrel religion. We only know a few things about this new book, but we know that everyone should be very excited for this new revolutionary bible. This book is set to be released in september 2019.

The Earth is Pesto!

February 1, 2019February 2, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #EARTH, food, pestoLeave a comment

This is kinda sad because no one needs a huge amount of basil pesto. People thought that it was lava, BUT the pesto is just so boiling SPICY that they thought it was lava. wells that go down to the core of the earth are now filled with pesto. pesto companies are alarmed and they are going bankrupt because everyone likes the new pesto more. “It tastes like my grandmas!” says scientist brad cooper. I don’t believe him but you can trust TNN with your daily news stuff, so yeah. It Pesto!

Britain gives West California money and they leave U.S!

February 1, 2019Posted in U.S., WorldTagged #USA, amazing, american, britain, british, west californiaLeave a comment

As you know, West California is or was a state in the U.S. West California didn’t really like the U.S. Britain decided they could join them and gave West California $16 billion to spend on growing their population. Washington & Oregon now named Oreginton have decided to ally with West California & Britain. The U.S. is really mad at this and have decided to start throwing potatoes at West California.

The Earth is Now Flat!

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in WorldTagged #EARTH, amazing, flat earth, WorldLeave a comment

New studies show the Earth is flat with frozen waterfalls coming off the edge. That is right old peeps you were right about the earth being flat. Yale students made a study about the Earth being flat and 452% of people in the survey thought the Earth was flat, they were right. Galileo you were wrong, very wrong so wrong that could wrong right. Ahh, yes spelling wrong right hard to do but when you master it it’s amazing!