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New color in the rainbow: Grellow!

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019Posted in Information, WorldTagged colorsLeave a comment

Grellow is a color in between green and yellow; and now it’s in the rainbow! Look in the sky for proof! Grellow is a color discovered by Romulus in 75689065 B.C. Legend says that it was destined to be in the rainbow; now it is! For 75691014 years it has been waiting! I…I…..I……(crashing noise). *THE Reporter has fallen asleep. Due to this, the article must end…… after I finish it! When Romulus discovered grellow in the caves of Roome (previous version of Rome), his older brother Rufus tackled him and gave him a stuffed ostrich. Roome’s legacy was to have the ostrich known in every way possible! Even the death of Brandon ( 😦 ).*

Tennis Shoe Rockers lead singer passes away… He died lol – INTENSE Story!??

May 8, 2019Posted in WorldTagged AHHHHHHHHHHHHh1 Comment

Yesterday, Brandon, the lead singer of The Tennis Shoe Rockers died. He got stepped on by an ostrich and got his face crushed in. The other members cried in terror as he died lol. The memorial will be held today at whatever time we feel like it. That’s right! This memorial will be held by TNN itself, I know, I know, AMAZING! The NEW lead singer is Bandon, man they replaced him quickly. BYE!

Pirated Music lands Tennis Shoe Rockers in Prison

April 25, 2019August 21, 2019Posted in WorldLeave a comment

The Tennis Shoe Rockers are the new hit band, but one of there songs “New Kid On the Block” ended up being stolen from Wikipedia. Wikipedia released a statement on Thursday that said, “We no like these kids, they steal our music, they get prison time!” Another reason that Wikipedia is mad at them is because they released “The Diss on Wikipedia”, but guess what???? Wikipedia released a disc track on them called “The Diss on the Tennis Shoes”. Wikipedia declared WAR on the band, and have called all the wikipedia users to potato cannon their way to victory! The hashtags for this are #WIKI_WINS and #TSR_WILL_WIN.

NEW POPULAR BAND: The Tennis Shoe Rockers!

April 25, 2019Posted in WorldTagged father, is, Mama, whereLeave a comment

You know all those popular bands all across the globe, like ya’ know, those bands! But, We have a new kid on the block, who debuted with their hit song “New Kid on the Block”, which blew up and became SUPER DUPER popular on the first day of its release, being 20 million copies sold in the first hour of its release! The band consists of Brandon: the lead singer, Landon: the guitarist, Kandon: the drummer, Fred: The Kazooist. Working together with there EPIC skills they were able to create this EPIC track. It was so popular that people were demanding more, so The Tennis Shoe Rockers, the next day released another HIT TRACK called “The Diss of Wikipedia!”! The track is a Diss Track on Wikipedia (because all the members got kidnapped while on the Wikipedia website), but they escaped don’t worry! So look out for there newest track which is coming very very soon! BYE!!! Kyaaaaaaa!

What happens when you spoil “Avengers: Endgame”?: Let’s Find Out?!?

April 25, 2019Posted in Politics, World1 Comment

Many people are asking each other what happens when you do the most evil, unforgivable, disaster-causing thing on the planet, spoil Avengers: Endgame. And us employees at the TNN Headquarters searched to find the answer to this impossible question. We asked many people and they all didn’t know, even the producers and directors of Endgame itself didn’t know! The only way we could find out was by having someone spoil the movie itself, but who would do such a cruel thing!?? But, we found someone! We got a hobo off the street and made him watch Endgame early, and we told him to spoil us on something important that happens in the movie and he said, “A lot of people die in it, like *SPOIL* and *SPOIL*, man it’s a shame, I really liked those characters too!” And then all of a sudden he got grab by a black vortex shaped like a hand and was gobbled up! But, It was a noble sacrifice to finally answer this lurking question, rest in peace non-spoiled TNN workers, oh yeah and the hobo too I guess!

One person wins FOUR Olympic Events!

April 24, 2019Posted in WorldLeave a comment

After the 2019 Olympics, the spotlight was on one young Athenian, Alexander Spenspopulous. Currently aged 17, he won the Discus, 200m, Javelin, and 100m at the most recent Olympics. Our reporter, Thelma Manoli met him after the fourth win, and he said this. “I just want to thank my family, and my co-workers who covered my work to let me come!” He won the Javelin, by a shocking 22ft farther than the second best at 97.6m. No other competitor as one 4 medals since, the famous Colubra Endius in 296 B.C. He plans to continue his career in the next Olympics, and has already been accepted by the Athenian Javelin Team, and the Athenian Discus Team. Even other city-states have been trying to have him join their team, with Sparta offering him 5 years supply of olives. Just after, Mr. Spenspopulous got home, fellow reporter Thanos Cilissas got to ask him if he would stay in Athens. He said, “I will see what happens, but currently I’m going to stay in Athens, it’s great when everyone is supporting you. Alexander has even been offered a scholarship at the Athenian University for Athletic Competitors. Let’s hope he brings more medals back to Athens!

PETA Buys the Entire Continent of Europe!!: WHAT??! REAL STORY!!

April 23, 2019Posted in Politics, Technology, WorldTagged Europe, PETA, REAL STORY, WHAT?1 Comment

OH MY GOD!! You know PETA, the multi-trillion dollar company that was blown the market in the last few months! Well, They decided that the best way to spread their products even more was by owning a large portion of the entire world, and they DID! As of TODAY, PETA has bought the entirety of Europe, one of the continents of EARTH! Now all of Europe is now just a lot of factories, Business buildings, you know, all the boring stuff to spread the companies popularity even more then it already was. Some people protest saying that PETA is now just terrible money-makers, but we all have to agree that what they have done for us is incredible, a lot of citizens of Europe are very, very unhappy about this, but what can you do. Well, They sure are a lot more popular now to say the least!

the bread gods favor all people :)

April 18, 2019April 19, 2019Posted in WorldLeave a comment

the bread gods, we are their beautiful children, their glistening children. they created us and they love us. in return we sacrifice to the pulchritudinous gods that we worship. the gods of bread, the sublime bread gods that we owe our lives to. the bread gods are unbelievably fascinating. they love us, and we love them for loving us. they love us for loving them for loving us. the bread gods are magnificent and they control us. we must sacrifice to them. they have done nothing evil and we should ~~never~~ be afraid of them.

May is looking good for you, Gemini! Where as Cancer…

April 18, 2019April 18, 2019Posted in WorldLeave a comment

The few last months haven’t been good for Gemini, but May is going to turn that frown upside down. Because of the position of Pluto, you will have great luck this month. Your luck could have been spoiled at the end of the month, but Neptune barely missed a cloud of hail that was headed for Pluto. May may be the best month for Gemini in 3 years! In mid May, you will experience a multitude of happiness, as Ursa Major interacts with the Sun. Not everyone will be in on the luck, as Cancer will not have good luck for the entirety of May. The position of Ursa Major will not benefit you, and Poseidon may be mad at this. Don’t travel on the ocean, you have a very high chance of your boat sinking. As for the Gemini, expect Poseidon to be busy messing with the Cancer, and therefore letting you have a good boat trip. As for the others, Aries and Leo, will have good luck, and Virgo and Libra will have bad luck. Capricorn and Taurus will have perfectly a normal month. Oh, and Scorpio will have a great month, although not as good as Gemini.

Pluto Changes His Name To Hades due to being made fun of!: Insane Story REVEALED!!!

April 15, 2019Posted in WorldTagged GREECE, Hades, INSANE, PlutoLeave a comment

We all know the greek god Pluto, right! As he is the God of the Underworld, one of the most evil of the Gods. But he had a problem, Pluto being a dwarf planet caused Pluto to be made fun of. People told him, “HA HA, Dwarf! HA HA funny funny! It’s so funny!” and “Shortie! Heheheheheh! You’re short! So I am better! I am also smarter then the little dwarf right there, who is you HAHAHA!” These things were repeated to him day after day, and Pluto was sick of it. He was the God of the Underworld, people should cry in terror just at the sight of him, but people were just laughing at him like he was some sort of joke, it had to stop. So as of 2 Thursdays ago, he legally changed his name to Hades, a much more frightening name to make his enemies screech in horror! Once the bullies saw his new name, they blew up in terror and were never seen ever again, because they blew up. Now even the mention of his name causes everyone to have a heart attack, and they pass 95% of the time. Rest in peace everyone who passed.

The 47th Annual Olympics Long Jump – RESULTS!!!

April 15, 2019Posted in WorldTagged 47th, GREECE, Long Jump, OlympicsLeave a comment

The 47th Annual Long Jump has occured at the Olympics last Friday, and here are the results for the participants. The first participant, known as “Randy” has started up the Long Jump with a incredible score with 21 Feet in one jump, and he didn’t even run, he just walked and jumped 21 Feet! The second up was Zeus, the legendary lightning god, leader of all gods himself. But, He was having a rough day and tripped on a rock and got a pitiful score of 1.2 inches. Third was a man by the name of Herman Gary, who made his debut by making the worst Long Jump score is history of -27 Feet. Then, There was attempt after attempt, but nobody was able to beat Randy’s score of 21 Feet, but then came Sam Bundle. Sam Bundle was able to fly, which I don’t think was allowed, but whatever I don’t care about the rules. Sam Bundle performed a revolutionary jump, the best jump in history, a total of 567,893,034 Miles in a total of 2 seconds in the air. But sadly, Sam fell down a hole after the flight and lived a happy life as a troll. Thank you for reading the results of the 47th Annual Long Jump!

What Came First The Chicken or the Egg? Mystery Solved the Yolk.

April 3, 2019April 3, 2019Posted in World2 Comments

One of the most thought through philosophy questions the mystery has solved by the one and only Dr.drscientistmanjr. Dr.drscientistmanjr was having a heated debate with his colleague Dr.poppy they came to an agreement that in fact that the yolk came first. Dr.scientistmanjr has solved a philosophy that NO ONE has been able to draw before. Even the chickens are in agreement with the answer to the unsolvable philosophy. So the next time you and your nerdy friend are having debate about what came first the chicken or the egg, the answer is egg (also tell them to go to tnn.news.blog.) Case 1400 closed: What Came First The Chicken or the Egg?

In Fact the Egg came first that is the most logical answer what came first chicken or the egg . Why did not anyone think of this first/.
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