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Cats Now can Get Plastic Surgery?

February 19, 2019February 25, 2019Posted in Nature, Technology2 Comments

” Are me judging for giving cat what they want? Cats want to be beautiful too. Many cats want to look like their favorite celebrity cat. I had a patient last month who wanted to look like grumpy cat. Humans want to look like celebrities all the time. “
Dr. drscientistman jr

Dr. drscientistman jr has many many cats look like their favourite internet celebs or internet humans. The procedures that you can do is tail lengthening, different eye colors, hair lengthening, hair color, and nose shape. Cats still have to have recovery time before traveling after this. So does pretty kitty want to be more pretty at the small price of 3,000 dollars its worth of it.

TNN News RIP-OFF!??

February 19, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #SafeTNN, #StopCNN, FAKE NEWS???, INTERNETLeave a comment

HEY!!! Just to warn you people there is a RIP-OFF of us on the internet!!! It is called CNN News!!! They are a rip-off of us because we both make fake news!!!? Atleast we have the guts to admit they are FAKE!!! This guys r e a l l y suck and you should NEVER go there! And the worst part, is that they are way more popular than us, it is totally wrong! Please tweet at CNN to stop copying us! It could save us all! Get your friends and tell them to get on TNN!

#StopCNN

You can now be changed into a dog with the power of science

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019Posted in Nature, Technology1 Comment

DR.drscientistman jr. finished this 2/14/19 so this is very new technology. It took 7 decades create and was started by Dr.sciernst in Monday, February 14, 1949. Then continued out by Dr.drscientistman. Then finally finished yesterday. The only breed you can changed into are shiba inus, shar peis, pugs, boxers, golden retrievers, corgis, bulldogs of any type, german shepherd, beagles, poodles, and pomeranians. They are currently trying to be able to do all breeds. DR.drscientistman jr predicts that it will be 20 years before you can be a cat or rabbit. The FDA is currently approving this right now but it will cost 70,000 dollars to not have to work another day in your life, sounds like luxury. Maylor swift was the first test subject and is currently living happy life with her family. Dr.scientist man jr can’t tell if this will affect you yet.

The Super Bowl!

February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in Technology, U.S.Tagged amazing, american, bowl, cherrios, super bowl, tech1 Comment

A new bowl has been completed in Atlanta, Georgia, the bowl can hold 103,449,942 pieces of cheerios. I know this is to awesome to comprehend, but look at the bowl above. It’s so big people are standing in it and playing games to pass the time. This new Super Bowl is so amazing that they are going to play a very important football game in it. Now when it floods you can swim in a bowl. The bowl is so big you have to have 12,940 people to reach one end to another. Wow, what a technological advancement from small bowls to SUPER BOWLS!

Look at all the things it can be used for.

Cheerios
Cheerios Strawberry Flavor
Cheerios Halloween Special
Cheerios Apple Cinnamon
And Much More

Zuzka Cerys Oberst sues Snapple Phone company for suing him!

February 5, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged amazing, aPhone, lawsuit, snappleLeave a comment

As you know, Oberst was sued for copying the Snapple phones. This might mean he copied the design, but we are not sure. When he found out that he had to pay 205,000 pounds to Snapple Phone company, he was outraged. He literally ate a man because of the news (the man was actually a meme, he just took a fork and stabbed his computer, not realizing that it was his own Oberst Computer, which is in every way indestructible). Because of this “ridiculous nonsense” (we could sadly not translate this, but now that makes no sense), he sued them 2,000 euros. Sadly, Snapple Phone was so rich they could pay and now Zuzka is back in jail. That’s great news for Zuzka Cerys Oberst, JK!

Snapple Phone sues aPhone!

February 5, 2019April 25, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged amazing, aPhone, lawsuit, phones, snappleLeave a comment

The Snapple company announced on Tuesday is is suing Zuzka Cerys Oberst because he copied Snapple phone’s design. He obviously copied Snapple and if you don’t say that your so unintelligent. Zuzka is not that smart he is actually very dumb. Also TNN makes fake news that didn’t actually happen. Now aPhone has gone out of business, they were sued 205,000 pounds. Now Zuzka is going to jail for 4 years, in Federal Prison.

Snapple Releases new Snapple Phone!

February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged phones, Reviews, snapple, techLeave a comment

Made of Snapple Juice rappers on the outside and metal, The rest is just normal. The customer reviews are great! ” This phone is 700 dollars it’s terrible for the price it’s to cheap”- Bestreviews.com. “Meh.. JK it stucks!” – WorstReviews.net. “The Phone REALLY STINKS!!!” – EvenWorseReviews.online. Wow, I just lost half my brain cells because of how terrible it is!” – WhatReviews.com. “I thought I was on Apple, but it just sucks to be honest!” – BananaReviews.moc. “I think it’s is great… if you want to be disappointed!” – SallyTells.home.org. “…” – We-don’t-Reviews-talk-.com. Yeah you should buy it we are trust worthy! All of our News is Correct. *Sponsored by Snapple Electronics*

Zuzka Cerys Oberst created the first aPhone!

February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged amazing, aPhone, techLeave a comment

No one knows who this guy is, but someone came upon him once and asked what he was holding. He said, “Dies ist ein aPhone. Ich habe es erfunden.” No one in the world knows what this mean, we can only detect it’s probably not German. No one even knows why the name of it starts with an “a”, nor why the name is English. But we do know that this guy is 2 and a half years old.

Siri Vs. Alexa

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TNNNEWS, GOOGLE, HEYLeave a comment

Companies Amazon and Apple announced that their to A.I. will have a rap battle on Christmas Eve. A recent twitter poll results on the topic are that 38% of people think Siri will win and 62% of people think Alexa will win. Well at least whoever wins we will have a good Christmas Eve. A 9 year old, named Willy Van Quathem thinks, “This is going to be so cool bro!”

PETA Tries to Stop Trump From Banning Google!

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TRUMP, cool, donald trump, PETALeave a comment

On Saturday morning, Trump said, “PETA I’m coming for you next boy!” Then he tried to ban Google who was recently bought by animal rights organization, PETA. PETA responded by saying, “You think that your going to stop our rapid growth, let me tell you you are not.” Trump then said, “I will eat you up like I eat my Big Mac!” The different sides are know taking the topic to twitter with hashtags like, #TrumpOverPETA, #EatEmLikeABigMac, #WeDon’tLikeTrump, and #PETAAlwaysWins. Wow, the president is trying to ban our friend Google, most of you readers probably use Google to find us. #WeDon’tLikeTrump

Peta Paid $9,000,000,000 to own Google!

February 1, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged california, cars, coolLeave a comment

Yes! Peta (You know that annoying animal company that ruins your childhood) paid $9,000,000,000 to own Google! The most famous search engine is now owned by a infamous, yet highly refrenced company to support animals. So, If the Google home becomes more animal related you will know why! So, yeah Peta is now the biggest company in the entire universe!

Flying Cars!

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019Posted in TechnologyTagged #TNNNEWS, amazing, cars, cool, invention, new1 Comment

As of November 25th a new flying car design was produced by the company “MyTickleTinkle”. The estimated release date for the car is December, 10th 2020. On Sunday, the company said, “no, we don’t know what we’re doing, is that ok with you?” As you can see “MyTickleTinkle” is leading the world with its innovative ideas.