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The Not-So-Good Articles Collection!

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These articles were either to short, messed up other articles, or were just plain awful! All of these articles are NON-CANON!

Donald Trump tries to bans Democrats

Donald Trump reportedly tried to ban all Democrats from the U.S because he is worried for the 2020 elections. He says they are two much competition. Trump also says he’s breaking up with his wife. This alot weird things happening with him. Help us stop him.

Donald Trump assassinated. New president:  Andrew Johnson IX

As you know, Andrew Johnson was the 17th president of the United States of America, after Lincoln’s assassination. Donald Trump was assassinated at 2:52 pm today, exactly 3 hours ago. The assassinator was Reynold Garfield, a former U.S. citizen that decided “Afghanistan is better than this pile o’ poop.” Here are his last words before that statement:  “I want an America where racists and health care bureaucrats can’t take away our sacred constitution.” He was, for 1 second, the governor of Oregon, which is not part of the U.S. anymore. Andrew Johnson IX is the closest living relative of the well-remembered 17th president. This is Milksnake from TNN, signing out.

The First Ever Man with an Face Arm.

The man went to world renowned Dr.DR at DR.DR hospital. They have never seen something like this before. They said it would 20,000 dollars to remove this parasite which has a brain. The parasite pulled out a sword and said , ” No.” So, he will not be removed any time soon.

Upside Down Face Cat Runs for Mayor in Georgia!

This cat itself is weird because the cats face is upside down, but the cat is running for mayor. Some day you may here about Mayor Mewosalot. All we know is he may win. We have no idea how this cat will make decisions. We think this cat deserves to win because he is a weird just like TNN. Just look at his face vote for him if you live in Georgia, pls.

Potatoes Have Been Banned In Britain

The British people think they are too American and therefore related to Donald Trump and they hate Donald Trump so yeah! Potatoes =American = Donald Trump= bad.

The U.S. is now named S.U

Why? The United States was fine why did you have to name is Sally United or that is what I think it’s renamed to. Anyways on last Tuesday a Russian frog was really angry because he thought that U.S. stood for Unitellegaint S-frogs!, but you see this frog is extremely stupid, but The United States cares about hot dogs and french fires so much. This is what Sally thinks about it, “OMG, go away kids.” I want to die in a hole, but that’s just a theory, A GAME THEORY, and Cut! #FrenchSpagheti

Christmas is now in september!!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! people in the S.U say that they feel bad for September. So, Christmas is officially September 30th! Us here at TNN are happy because we also feel bad for September. Nothing happens in September 😦

And that is all of the NON-CANON not good articles that were just to AWFUL to put on here! Even we have standards here at TNN News!!

THESE ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

The British “accidentally” Insulted Trump: Rap Battle Prequel

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We should of published the Rap Battle before this one, but we were dumb… OOPSIE!!

 

The British prime minister, Theresa May accidentally called Trump, a “really fat boy.” After that event she said, “No… I did say that!” Trump has said multiple things about this. They are, “Well… That’s weird”, “She be lying!” He also said, “Boy, I am not fat how dare you boy, you are the ugly boy, boy” As you can see by this boy, he really mad. Prepare for a rap battle in between them tomorrow!

President Trump owned a Candy Store that only Served Armed Robbers

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We all know about Hillary Clinton’s pizza shop for child killers but new info suggest President Trump owned a candy shop that only served armed robbers. On Thursday morning the NYPD released a 911 call from August 1976. The call was about a guy who said, “leave or die, unless you’ve robbed someone in the past year.” The caller said the guys shirt said Donald Trump Owns this Candy Store. TNN has interviewed the woman who called 911, who is now 68, she didn’t want us to release her name. The woman said, “the guy started chasing me with some sort of bat yelling, ‘you tell the police your family goes down with you!'” The picture on the left is Trump and the caller talking in a meeting on Saturday.

West California gets new governor

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Former governor of West California, Tenold Trump was fired from his position after he started acting really dumb. Tenold Trump had a air eating contest with President Trump, West California does not except this kind of behavior from it’s governor. As you know West California just left the United States because they think it is bad. The new governor is French Spaghetti’s sister, German Spaghetti. She said, “….I will try my best to help West California succeed in every way.”

A Balloon is now Florida’s Governor!

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Well as you know everything happens in Florida, well the crazy stuff, it’s  the humidity. Former Florida Governor Rick Scott resigned from the position with growing concerns about his safety. Because as you know everyone crazy is from Florida. Anyways a Balloon shown above is now Florida’s governor and to be fair he might be more sane then some residents. His name is French Spaghetti and he is 20 years old according to Florida, and you should not trust that source. Apparently they have no idea were he came from, I guess he just drifted into Florida. I feel very sorry for this balloon, and you should too. According to Florida (never trust this source) he has helped them out a lot even though he has only served for 2 days, it is because French Spaghetti is not affected by the humidity.

“The Rock” might Win the 2020 Presidential Election

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced that he is running for president in 2020. A guy named me, wasted time thinking of what would happen in a debate between “The Rock” and Trump. Dwayne, says “Look at this guy, really scan him.” Trump says, “Boy, how you going to help our country?” Dwayne, says “First I will throw you out, second I will change Make America Great Again to Make Rocks Great Again.

President Trump & Theresa May Rap Battle Part 1

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Theresa May, “You look like a cat, now run before I smack you with my bat!”

Donald Trump, “Wow you smell so bad, and you are bigger then the biggest dad!”

Theresa May, “Donald Trump, America needs a leader not just a big old lump!”

Donald Trump, “Your country is small while mine is somehow bigger then you!”

Theresa May, “I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes!”

Donald Trump, “Oh you want to play like that?”

Theresa May, “What, I’m just telling the truth!”

Part 2 is coming soon, an audience member started throwing chairs at them.

Hillary Clinton Owned a Pizza Shop for Child Killers

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Yes it is true, Hillary Clinton owned a Pizza Shack run by her. She started the store in the year 1995, on her birthday. But, this pizza shack had a big secret, it was brainwashing people into child killers. It was reported one week after the store was created there were 15 child killed incidents that same week. This is not crazy luck it is because of the PIZZA! The pizza shop closed in 1997, but they never found out Hillary wrote it. You never now when other brain washers could be out there. Watch out kids!