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The 1st National Fish Race has finished. A little fish named Sam got first place with an average speed of 30mph. TNN interviewed Sam on Saturday and this is what he has to say. “I just can’t believe that I won, it was so hard, my brother did well to!” The second National Fish Race is happening on December 1st in Los Angeles.
A new species of birds have been found on the shores of India, it has been named Krenchadh, pronounced Cra-nech-ede. The birds have a yellowish coat and a long beak. They were found on Monday, when one tourist looked up from his phone to find a tree with about 40 of these birds. They make a calming melody at sunset and sunrise. The Krenchadh seems amazing but there is one quality that sets it apart from other birds, it has the ability to memorize short melodies and repeat them. The bird is truly amazing and India is now recognizing the Krenchadh as there national bird.
A Canadian goose named Marlin is no the prime minister of Canada. Canadian officials said, “[they] are tired of meeting other countries in formal meetings.” Since Marlin likes to poop every 25 minutes nobody will invite us to a formal meeting again. Canada’s strategy is an intelligent one, I might have to get a few geese. Well one things for sure, Canada did this so America doesn’t have to visit.
The Spideruirrel like it sounds is a spider that looks like a squirrel sort of. This Spideruirrel has the head and color of a squirrel and has the body of a spider. The Spideruirrel was discovered 11/21/18 by the geologists Maylor Swift.
Squirrel or the scientific name Eridanus. Many people know about the Archived Squirrel Club here is a quote , ” squirrels are just chipmunks on steroids but cuter. ” Squirrels are related to giraffes. Very cool right. Plus they eat ice cream and attack tiny children.
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