Is The Loch Ness Monster Real?
Category: Nature
It’s 2020 and this site is done.
Back when this site started in late January we had a dream, to make a news site for the people. One where users could learn about the world around them. One where we could gather and be a family. We have accomplished this dream, and this site is done. 2019 was a great year, but 2020 can be better. We have future projects to work on, so from all the staff at TNN, goodbye.
Yellow is an overhated color! FACT NOT OPINION
FIRST PART: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/10/21/green-is-an-overrated-color-fact-not-opinion/
2ND PART: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/10/21/orange-is-an-underrated-color-fact-not-opinion/
If talked about the overrated and the underrated, but I have yet to talk about the overhated. (I know it’s not a real word, but it should be). This time the color I am discussing is Yellow, a color hated by a lot of people. Even if you don’t hate it, it is still in your lower half of colors. I mean, I don’t really like Yellow either, but this is why you should respect it! Yellow is one of the 3 primary colors, AKA the colors that make all the other colors. It is 33.3% of the reason for ALL the colors to ever exist ever! So, that might include your favorite color, and that better not be green I swear to Christ! Yellow also helps to create Orange, a marvelous color! Yellow is also the color of very important things, like lemons. You know the phrase “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”, well this is actually talking about the color Yellow! The world gave us Yellow, but we called it ugly and eye-piercing, when in reality we should take it in as it is a very, very important color. So accept Yellow you disastrous ruzzleberry!
Orange is an underrated color! FACT NOT OPINION
LAST PART: https://tnn.news.blog/2019/10/21/green-is-an-overrated-color-fact-not-opinion/
You’ve know based off the last article, which you should read right now! That Green is a very overrated color, but I also mentioned that barely anyone’s favorite color is Orange. Well, It’s isn’t mine either, but it is definitely Top 3 best colors! Orange is a beautiful, nice, bright color, but it isn’t as bright as Yellow, AKA the reason most people hate Yellow. But, this isn’t a problem with Orange as it isn’t as bright. Most people really love Red, Orange is the mixture of Yellow and Red, making Orange a kind of “firey” color, and everyone loves how fire looks! You know you do! So, you better change your opinion on Orange right now you ugly, dirty, disgusting, disgraceful hog!
Green is an overrated color! FACT NOT OPINION
The obviously know about the color green, right? Well what if I told you that green is a disgusting snob who is swimming in his own fame, here is why! Green is often known as one of the 4 main colors, those being: Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green. But, does Green really deserve to be known as this, of course not! Red, Blue, and Yellow are all primary colors, all colors are made out of them, these deserve to be this famous, they are the daddies of all the colors. But, Green is just a mixture of Blue and Yellow, that doesn’t put Green above any other color like Orange or Purple. Like what’s the last time you’ve heard someone say, “Yeah, Orange is the best!”, but you’ve most likely heard, “Green is rad!” quite a few times, it’s unfair. Not to mention that Green is always trying to be the star of the show as it just beats up all the other colors when it comes to nature, exactly why most of nature is green, Green is just a big fat jerk. This is why Green is not only overrated, it is also the worst to color to ever be brought to this planet!
Owls are now extinct…
TNN News is very sad to announce, that the species of bird, the Owl is now extinct. You will now never see any of these loose necked birds any longer, as they are now all passed to the grave. The last Owl was named Randy who some reason, he he had recently died from Old Man Jenkins stomping on his little face. Old Man Jenkins was instantly put into prison for 2 days. RIP OWLS.
Squirrels take over part of Australia.
A group of squirrels got mad at Australia because they built a wall to keep the squirrels out of their cities, but the walls came down. Pictures below show the result of squirrels devastating attack on Australia.
Sydney Opera House 
Northern Squirrel Wall
Something Magestic
-samesquirrely
Witch Time Traveler helps Move a Boulder From the Zoo
A witch time traveler named Barb helps move the boulder from the Squirrel City Zoo. She was caught on camera. People say that she came from the future and moved the big boulder to help in society later on, but she didn’t realize that it would cause a big fuss. Scientists say that no matter what, you can’t change the past, only the present. People finally found her hat too. Real magic was found and is now getting studied.
TNNHow: How to be a Bird?
Birds are free creatures who can fly away from their problems. If you have problems you must want to be bird right? Or you just want to be able to fly. Well TNNHow is here to help with that!
Part 1: To be a bird you Must think like a bird!
Step one : Start thinking like a Bird.
You need to imagine your brain is the size of walnut. Then, stop seeing glass and nock into it. You need start hanging out in trees on a regular basis ( also attack people with your excrement for bonus points) Start making weird head movements randomly like birds do. Practice being quick on your feet.
Part 2: You must get the look down!
Step 1: Gather Supplies
Gather supplies whatever you think is a good is a good idea to use. Here are some ideas:
- Dead birds
- Feather best if from real birds
- Brightly colored or muted or any color fabric
- Clothes
Step 2: Create !
Put all of the stuff together we recommend making you look like a bird but you can you can look you can make a ostrich who just met up with Trump. This isn’t Ikea assembly is required and there is 75 pages of instructions. Also watch out when you buy the supplies, as some wild ostriches have been spotted robbing people of their hair because they we have been taking their feathers.
Part 4: Eat like a bird
Put crafty some delicous birds food, You must eat insects (no more meat unless you are trying to become vulture. )
Step 1: Pick out you food here are some ideas:
- Squids or fish
- Worm
- Insects
- Dead flesh
step 2: pepare
I you are eating dead food you must cook it because germs, kidding don’t cook any of your food just eat it’s sooooooooooooooo simple.
Enjoy being a bird!!!!!!!!!
A Mysterious Change in one of the City Zoo’s rock
One of the Squirrel City Zoo’s rocks (boulders) has mysteriously moved across the parking lot. A huge boulder from the entrance of the Squirrel City Zoo has moved across the parking lot and was found on another, smaller boulder which was a rock from ancient times. People used the smaller rock for grinding. They also found a bit of corn on the big boulder. Investigators are searching the site for more evidence. But investigators do have a chance to see exactly who did it. There were security cameras around, but weren’t checked or used in years.
Llama gets Ischaemic heart disease and survives!
A llama in North Korea got Ischaemic heart disease three days ago. This llama was named Fredster. His parents are Fredmont and Fredmita. He has younger brother named Fredlock and an older sister named Fredsista. Anyways, back to the real topic. Fredster was diagnosed with the disease on May 12, 2019, at 8:01 pm. His father ran him to the hospital immediately. Now, the hospital does not serve llamas, but they both made llama eyes (basically puppy eyes but with a llama touch), making the nurse and attendant go under a trance of llama love. They were not able to cure Fredster, but are treating him with Aspirin. We now take some time to pray for his future survival……..Oh lord, we hope that our beloved Fredmont survives, that Mrs. and Mr. Llama live well, and that churches don’t get taxed. Amen………We at TNN News know that this can be a tough time for parents, so read our parents’ guideline to treating sick children! Coming soon!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
We all the know that “amazing” joke that people said all the time when you were younger. Then people would answer the because he wanted to get to the other side. Did you ever think this answer was too little information, welcome to the club! Well Dr.drscientistman jr tested this by asking chickens , ” why did you cross the road?” Most of the chickens awansered to get away from you. So the chicken crossed the road to get away from Dr.drscientistman jr. Another mystery solved.
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