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Nike stops selling men’s size 13 because people who wear men’s size 13 Nike’s are uncool people. The movie Tall Girl has finally exposed the uncool size of Nike shoes. People who wear men’s size 13 Nike’s now you are wearing men’s size 13 Adidas. Nike suspects this will save money because people who wear men’s 13 size Nike’s are uncool and stopped buying them to be cool again. Don’t do it, don’t buy men’s size 13 Nike’s.
Joe Buckaroo is know for blowing up Turkey (nobody died btw) and also releasing good information to the people about the United States government. He was captured in California, and was transported to some high-tech facility, but thanks to a stolen US ARMY plane, a fake news company (totally not TNN), and a-lot of smoke he has escaped.
A fake news company and some of Joe’s friends stole a US ARMY plane and landed it in the prison, after releasing tons of smoke bombs, they came down on ropes and got Joe out of the prison. #GoJoe
Joe Buckaroo: The man who blew up Turkey, and more importantly, revealed hidden information about the government and TNN, has been spotted. He was eating lasagna from Papa’s Mmm Goodies run by Papa Pie, he was later sent to prison for helping Joe Buckaroo get away. The police instantly took Joe Buckaroo in and the case will be started on October 5th to figure out if should be put into prison for his entire life, or if he will get out scott-free. We will have an update once the case has happened.
BREAKING NEWS HERE AT TNN NEWS HEARDQUARTERS! In France, the very famous vegetable/fruit/idk is now illegal in that area. This has been met with very controversial statements from the people of France. People are saying that it is taking away their rights as people, which is probably a stretch but it was still a jerk move on France’s part. That’s literally it, great content on this site.
The iphone 11 was the ugliest of the release ever and people are cringing over their new camera. People with Trypophobia (the fear if holes) do like the new phone since it triggers their fear. If you think this phone is good looking you should go get yourself checked into a mental hospital because their is something wrong with you. People have made memes about this phone (scroll down). Many apple users are saying they will wait to upgrade in till the fix camera or switch to Samsung (the horrible one that they swear that it sucks yeah that one). They have less amount of units in the first month than the phone that was sold least before it was retried. Apple issued a statement today saying that they stop manufacturing them and they are throwing all of their phones left into lava in Mount Agung.
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I would buy this but its ugly, uglier than Donald Trump
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its so scary, almost as scary as you
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We need to save the bees!!!
They are dying because of us and we need to do something about it. Have you been wondering what you can do to help? I have some easy steps to help.
Step 1: Stop using your car so much!
WE ARE POLLUTING OUR PLANET AND THE BEES CAN’T POLLINATE IF THERE FLOWERS AREN’T THERE!
Step 2: Tell others about it
Tell others about the bees Barry Bee Benson wants his honey back.
Step 3: Get a life
Get up from your couch you potato, DO SOMETHING TO HELP OUR PLANET IT IS LITTERLY DYING!
so from this article you get that I am rude but I’m trying to prove a point.
There is a new pizza place taking over the country called “Please, Pizza”! They are known for their surprisingly healthy pizza with different ingredients to make them healthier, but still taste just as good. But, Please, Pizza has been revealed to have been using Possum as a replacement to pepperoni as they are healthier. But, it is illegal in America to eat possum, which caused Please, Pizza to close down instantly.
All the Karens untied together to create a hurricane, they failed and made a tropical storm still effective. They have been tried of your terrible service at the restaurant and they wish to speak to the manger. They also say that there is needed a cleanup on isle Puerto Rico.
Your service sucks!
tropical storm Karen
The popular guy you might’ve heard of by the name of Donald Trump has once again changed his gender from a sandwich to a Gender Blender. This was due to “sandwiches not being hip anymore, sandwiches are basic, I’m not basic. I am a blender, those are hip with the kids, right?”. This decision is very controversial with the people of this planet though, as they consider this foodist, thinking that sandwiches aren’t hip. But, I must do something I don’t like doing, defending Trump. If he is a Blender, let him be one, you gosh darn jerk.
Recently a warrant was placed for the American citizen, Joe Buckaroo, he release secret information to the public about what the government was doing. The FBI knocked on his door this weekend, so he ran out the back door. Some TNN writers were killed by the government, but those of us still left need to help him escape. IF ANYONE SEES HIM OR KNOWS OF HIS WHEREABOUTS, CONTACT US ON THE CONTACT PAGE! We need you to help us, so please do that. The FBI are coming for us, we are currently hiding in a cabin in the woods.
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