Just a minute ago I was casually scrolling through TNN, when I came upon 1 of 2 sacred texts. The Secret Guide to TNN, written by Joe Buckaroo. The FBI caught him a while ago, but trust me folks, he isn’t alone.

We sent him a (phishing) link in his email and he clicked on it. We totally didn’t grab his IP address… totally not…. Well, back to the point. We figured out the whole Buckaroo family was behind this, and they’re trying to take down TNN once and for all. If you come across a Buckaroo, make sure to report them to your local authorities immediately. Now, a list of all the Buckaroos:

Joe Buckaroo (sentenced 20 years in prison, escaped soon after with absolutely no help from TNN)

John Buckaroo (Joe’s brother)

Merissa Buckaroo (Joe’s mother)

Gordon Buckaroo (died 19 years ago from a common cold) (Joe’s father)

Fran Buckaroo (Joe’s grandfather, was sentenced to 10 years in prison but escaped during the 6th)

Teresa Buckaroo (Joe’s grandmother)

Grace “Reaper” Buckaroo (Joe’s relative, relation unknown. Could be cousin. Is only 1 1/2 years older than Joe.)