What do to when you are expecting… a alien that you raid from area 51

Basic Needs

Food

First you have to have basic care for your new alien you need food (we are not sure if they need it but get them some good food, if they don’t want it you can have it) . You have a welcome to human civilization mukbang. Here are some ideas:

  1. Defiantly not anything green or alien themed they might be scared (we do not want them running away or they might be cannibals )
  2. Powered doughnuts ( does this even need an explanation)
  3. Iced Tea or Iced Coffee they need start their caffeine addiction right away
  4. Wendy’s chocolate frosty
  5. Fast food from many different places as many as you can supply
  6. A Starbucks pink drink they need to ready for social media

Sleep

You will also need a place for alien to sleep if they even sleep, you probably need to buy a extra mattress and bed for your alien (or an air mattress) You will also need to get a cute bedspread and a atheistic space for aliens.

Clothes

You will need to go shopping online once you get the alien because you don’t know what size they are but you need some large universal oversized baggy shirts so they can have clothes. Hear are some things you will need:

Oversized tshirts

Graphic tees

Mom, Acid wash, and ripped jeans

crop tops

Shorts

dresses

Nike Air force 1 ( to make them feel at home since they live on air force base)

Vans, Crocs, and brikenstocks

You may need some ideas where to shop here are some good store

  1. brandy Melville
  2. Forever 21 (because deals sis)
  3. Vine yard vines
  4. Holister

Things you need to get/buy for your alien

  1. A phone ( because they just need one so they don’t have to use yours
  2. A social media account so they can become famous and make you money
  3. A bunch of lights, camera, and backdrops for their you tube channel
  4. A Hydro Flask so they can be trendy
  5. A Postmates account so they can get food while you are gone
  6. A basic cook book (so they don’t die)
  7. String to make friendship bracelets
  8. Scrunchies so they put them on their possible hair?
  9. A Very realistic wig in case they don’t have hair
  10. Basic make and they can use green face paint as concealer and foundation
  11. A hole ton of stickers for the hydro flasks
  12. Mario facial spray
  13. Victoria secret scents
  14. A basic safety pamphlet so they don’t die ( after risking your life to get them)
  15. Air pods so they don’t get bullied
  16. A Mackbook
  17. A VSCO hangout option

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