Attention all Jello consumers of Oregon! On 7/20/2019, Jello will now be illegal due to Oregon finding it disgusting that Jello could be made out of humans, but is made out of other creatures instead. There are bones and hide in humans too, so why not use human bones and hide, this is racist! But, eating Jello in Oregon after 7/20/2019 will result in you getting a fine of $7 Million and a free permanent kick-out to Washington! So, watch out Oregonains!