Coffee is believed to make you shrink or smaller. Scientists studied this theory and said yes. It is scientifically proven to make you smaller. The science behind this is there’s traces of Plutonium and lava. Those two chemicals together makes you cells move around in another formation. Don’t worry, these aren’t concentrated enough to kill you or for you to feel anything. It only makes you smaller. If you don’t want to be small eat blueberry’s.

Not real