Birds are free creatures who can fly away from their problems. If you have problems you must want to be bird right? Or you just want to be able to fly. Well TNNHow is here to help with that!

Part 1: To be a bird you Must think like a bird!

Step one : Start thinking like a Bird.

You need to imagine your brain is the size of walnut. Then, stop seeing glass and nock into it. You need start hanging out in trees on a regular basis ( also attack people with your excrement for bonus points) Start making weird head movements randomly like birds do. Practice being quick on your feet.

Part 2: You must get the look down!

Step 1: Gather Supplies

Gather supplies whatever you think is a good is a good idea to use. Here are some ideas:

• Dead birds
• Feather best if from real birds
• Brightly colored or muted or any color fabric
• Clothes

Step 2: Create !

Put all of the stuff together we recommend making you look like a bird but you can you can look you can make a ostrich who just met up with Trump. This isn’t Ikea assembly is required and there is 75 pages of instructions. Also watch out when you buy the supplies, as some wild ostriches have been spotted robbing people of their hair because they we have been taking their feathers.

Part 4: Eat like a bird

Put crafty some delicous birds food, You must eat insects (no more meat unless you are trying to become vulture. )

Step 1: Pick out you food here are some ideas:

• Squids or fish
• Worm
• Insects
• Dead flesh

step 2: pepare

I you are eating dead food you must cook it because germs, kidding don’t cook any of your food just eat it’s sooooooooooooooo simple.

Enjoy being a bird!!!!!!!!!