Yall probably thought that PETA stood People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Right??? Wrong, PETA now stands for People Eating Tasty Apples. THAT IS WHY THEY BOUGHT APPLE!

Here is what people have said about this:

Apples aren’t that tasty, but you can buy my premium quality bananas at http://www.bananana.live!

– Saleswoman who came to my door

Uhh, that’s pretty cool

-Ownernick